Code of Conduct

1. J OWNS THE CAFE AND DINER.

2. THE CAFE WILL ALWAYS BE OPEN BEFORE THE DINER

3. THE DINER WILL OPEN IN AUGUST

4. IF IT'S NOT DECAF  IT'S COFFEE

5. DON'T BOTHER ORDERING COFFEE

6. COMFORT FOOD IS ALWAYS WELCOME

7. CAFE LINGO IS ALWAYS COOL

9. NO ONE BOTHERS WITH THE NUMBER AFTER SEVEN.

10. IF THE CAFE AND DINER HAS RUN OUT OF SPAGHETTI SAUCE, YOU MAY BRING YOUR OWN.

11. CORPORATE DOESN'T CARE ABOUT WHERE YOU PARK YOUR CAR.

12. CORPORATE DOES CARE IF YOU PARK YOUR CAR IN A RED ZONE.

13. DON'T PARK IN A RED ZONE

14. RULE 14 IS UNIVERSAL, AND SHOULDN'T BE IGNORED

15. DON'T BOTHER LOOKING FOR RULE 14.

16. A QUIET DAY IS A GOOD DAY.

17. IT'S NEVER A GOOD DAY.

19. SMILE, YOU'RE ON CAMERA.

20. DON'T SMILE TOO MUCH, YOU'RE STILL ON CAMERA.